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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 05:28

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

What are your darkest taboo confessions?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Sure no problem officer.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Do people really have sex with animals?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

What would be the lowest score with 9 strikes and no gutter balls?

Yes sir it is.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Why do people keep denying the similarities between Latin and Italian by saying they are totally different languages when it’s obvious they sound similar?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

{RING} {RING}

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

What exactly is the difference between a surge protector and a fuse? Can a fuse protect the electronic devices from lightning instead of surge protector?

After a few moments he returns.

HELLO